She tosses it with declaration of plastic warfare. Akechi has never backed down from a challenge, as the Black Mask, as the Detective Prince, as Akechi Goro or as a rabbit.
He lunges for the cup and headbutts it - wherever it goes? Who knows. He hopes it whacks her back!!!
And ends it all with another big big thump of his leg against the counter.]
[ There goes the cup. It sails through the air and lands -- at Junah's feet. Sorry, Akechi.
But okay, maybe violence isn't the answer. Junah sighs and picks the cup off the floor, returning it to the chair before heading for the fridge. All right. Change of plans.
She hauls it open and rummages around until she finds a carrot. Bunnies love carrots. ]
Hello love, I'm so sorry about throwing that cup at you. Why don't you come down here for a little treat instead?
[ She waves the carrot around and flutters her lashes. Come here. Stupid rabbit. ]
Not him, per say, but the demonic bunny entity that takes over logic and reason when he's in this form. The smell hits his little nose and he stands on his hind legs, sniffing the air.
[ Junah starts as the rowdy rabbit starts bouncing into the air to try and knock the carrot out of her hand. ]
Wh -- down!! Enough!
[ She has the bunny's attention! She can't waste this opportunity! Junah's waddling off towards the front door that -- ah, the door that's too big and heavy for her to open herself. Figures.
Well, as long as the little guy stays off the countertop...
She sighs and holds the carrot out the bunny, though keeps a tight grasp on it. There will be no sprinting off with the carrot in his mouth. ]
All right, you can have it you unruly beast. But you have to eat it here, do you hear me?
Is his thought, as his little mouth and mind are consumed with nothing but carrot. Hungry. So hungry. Oh he's so hungry from pvp'ing shit all afternoon and-
The door is right there. Closed.
The girl is right here - his beady eyes stay on her as he tries to rip the carrot from her grip and-
It doesn't take long to munch enough of the veggie that his strength returns, like a bizarrely effective curry in an alternate world.
And he takes a charging stance at her, carrot still? In his mouth? He'll deal with that in a second. He's gonna get HER.]
[ Ah. She sees how this rabbit from hell perks up as soon as he chomps through part of the carrot. ...that can only mean trouble for her.
Hopefully Basilio didn't need that vegetable for their dinner.
And though she wished she had another carrot of her own to fend off this stupid rabbit, Junah now realizes that might be for the best. She doesn't need to be holding out two potential energy sources for this beast.
Far be it for her to get bested by a rabbit of all things, even if she's this small! So she plants her feet, prepared to square up if necessary. ]
So this is the path you'll take, even after I offered you a snack?
She doesn't run. He's impressed by it, though he's sure it's because of his unassuming form. Something she'll regret if she tries to go toe to toe with him.
But maybe-
He can get out of here.
With one final, large chunk taken out of the vegetable, he runs to the door. Any door. Outside, bedroom, living room - he can't tell. He wants out.
And he begins to chew on the bottom of the doorframe. OPEN IT!!!]
[ Even if Akechi were in his proper, human form, Junah would still be choosing to square up.
She blinks as the rabbit starts gnawing on the doorframe. Dear god, if it stays closed that creature's going to chew all the way through the door! And then everyone would be stuck without a proper door.
So Junah grabs the stool, dragging it across the floor towards the door. She climbs onto it for the extra height and throws all her weight against it, shoving it open to let this godforsaken beast outside where it belongs. ]
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Fuck this cup in particular!!!!!
She tosses it with declaration of plastic warfare. Akechi has never backed down from a challenge, as the Black Mask, as the Detective Prince, as Akechi Goro or as a rabbit.
He lunges for the cup and headbutts it - wherever it goes? Who knows. He hopes it whacks her back!!!
And ends it all with another big big thump of his leg against the counter.]
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But okay, maybe violence isn't the answer. Junah sighs and picks the cup off the floor, returning it to the chair before heading for the fridge. All right. Change of plans.
She hauls it open and rummages around until she finds a carrot. Bunnies love carrots. ]
Hello love, I'm so sorry about throwing that cup at you. Why don't you come down here for a little treat instead?
[ She waves the carrot around and flutters her lashes. Come here. Stupid rabbit. ]
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Not him, per say, but the demonic bunny entity that takes over logic and reason when he's in this form. The smell hits his little nose and he stands on his hind legs, sniffing the air.
He is so hungry. More than ever.]
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So he hops down!! From the counter! To her stool! To the ground!!
And stands at her feet, jumping into the air to try and knock the snack from her hand.]
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Wh -- down!! Enough!
[ She has the bunny's attention! She can't waste this opportunity! Junah's waddling off towards the front door that -- ah, the door that's too big and heavy for her to open herself. Figures.
Well, as long as the little guy stays off the countertop...
She sighs and holds the carrot out the bunny, though keeps a tight grasp on it. There will be no sprinting off with the carrot in his mouth. ]
All right, you can have it you unruly beast. But you have to eat it here, do you hear me?
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Is his thought, as his little mouth and mind are consumed with nothing but carrot. Hungry. So hungry. Oh he's so hungry from pvp'ing shit all afternoon and-
The door is right there. Closed.
The girl is right here - his beady eyes stay on her as he tries to rip the carrot from her grip and-
It doesn't take long to munch enough of the veggie that his strength returns, like a bizarrely effective curry in an alternate world.
And he takes a charging stance at her, carrot still? In his mouth? He'll deal with that in a second. He's gonna get HER.]
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Hopefully Basilio didn't need that vegetable for their dinner.
And though she wished she had another carrot of her own to fend off this stupid rabbit, Junah now realizes that might be for the best. She doesn't need to be holding out two potential energy sources for this beast.
Far be it for her to get bested by a rabbit of all things, even if she's this small! So she plants her feet, prepared to square up if necessary. ]
So this is the path you'll take, even after I offered you a snack?
[ ASSHOLE. ]
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To her credit-
She doesn't run. He's impressed by it, though he's sure it's because of his unassuming form. Something she'll regret if she tries to go toe to toe with him.
But maybe-
He can get out of here.
With one final, large chunk taken out of the vegetable, he runs to the door. Any door. Outside, bedroom, living room - he can't tell. He wants out.
And he begins to chew on the bottom of the doorframe. OPEN IT!!!]
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She blinks as the rabbit starts gnawing on the doorframe. Dear god, if it stays closed that creature's going to chew all the way through the door! And then everyone would be stuck without a proper door.
So Junah grabs the stool, dragging it across the floor towards the door. She climbs onto it for the extra height and throws all her weight against it, shoving it open to let this godforsaken beast outside where it belongs. ]
All right then, go! Shoo!