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Hello, Junah. I hope this message finds you well.

I remember your work for the brothers at the network just a month prior, and so I would like to ask you for advice regarding the matter.

When writing a post to promote yourself, what things would come into mind? I mean to outwit that infernal device before it creates another too-flattering description of myself, and I figured it would be best to ask advice from an expert.

Much obliged,
Strohl.

i wasn't aware i'd gained a fan from that

truly you flatter me!! 💖💖💖

[ Oh Strohl. What are we going to do with you... ]

why not begin with something nice and easy like a few fun facts about yourself?? or perhaps our strohl has a secret talent or two up his sleeve?

I must admit, your work for them was spectacular. I figured that you would be an expert on the matter.

[He's hopeless 💔]

A secret talent, you say? I suppose I have a couple. I know how to draw, sew, cook, even dance...You could say I'm good with my hands.

[ Oh my god. DON'T tell people on sleepr that you're good with your hands. Jesus Christ. ]

that's a good start! but let's limit it to four things or your post will get too complicated.

[ Draw, sew, cook, and dance. Ok? ]

oh!! you should add things that you enjoy too

[Hey now. I'm sure some people would be interested in that! Just uh. Not the best impression to give out.]

Good point. It would be too overwhelming otherwise.

...Things that I enjoy?

[Oh no, he's drawing a blank. Does he....does he even have those kinds of interests?]

Weapons maintenance, I'd wager?

[ If only he could see her squinting at their comms device. ]

that's a start!!

[ Positive affirmation is important, okay. ]

but how about something that doesn't involve weapons......? singing? dancing? writing poetry? going on long scenic walks?

Well, yes, I could do all of those, but they are all skills I learned under tutelage, rather than hobbies I decided to pursue.

[Not much happens in your life when you dedicate it solely for revenge.]

I could try pursuing poetry, I suppose? Though it only comes once a fortnight when the mood strikes.

[ Okay, now she just feels bad about judging him over weapon maintenance. ]

that's how most art works. it's why i'm always looking for the opportunity to have new experiences

[ But enough about her. You're not getting away with distracting her, Strohl. ]

now that i think about it though it wouldn't be a bad idea to write a poem to go with your post

Is that so? I always thought you could sing whenever you wish it to. It's a talent that I could only envy.

[A poem, huh? He could give it a shot.]

Perhaps with enough preparation I could start something. But what should I make the poem about, I wonder?

well i CAN but sometimes it's better if you have proper inspiration!! though i suppose there are times when what i come up with in the moment isn't so bad either

[ She's a Professional you see, ]

why don't you write about something you like or something that makes you happy?

[ Wait. ]

no weapon maintenance poems though!!!

Even I would struggle to write a poem about weapon maintenance!

[That being said -]

Something that makes me happy, eh? Someone does come into mind - perhaps I should dedicate this one to him.

[wow i wonder who it is.]

[ WOW I WONDER WHO IT IS TOO. ]

i'm sure he'd be pleased to read it!!

[ honestly, she already had a pretty good idea about who Strohl had in mind. Saying "him" all but confirms it. ]

yes why don't you give it a go?? and then from there it never hurts to branch out

An attempt wouldn't hurt, I suppose.

[He's already brewing the poem in his mind. Oh dear.]

And if it catches the eye of another, all the better. It would be interesting to make new friends this way.

[ oh dear. What has she done... Also yes. It sure would be interesting to make new friends that way...... ]

well it'd certainly catch some people's attention

[ And she'll just leave it at that. ]

looks like i'll have to keep an eye out for your work then love

It'll be a sight to remember! I hope.

Perhaps it need not be so grandiose.

Edited (i forgot my text taaag) 2025-03-25 05:32 (UTC)

[It's a day ending in y, which means he's tilted and about to make it everyone's problem.

Weird how navigator instincts don't matter when he's a goddamn rabbit. He's been stuck in some rando's home for ??? who knows how long because rabbits don't have a sense of time. It feels like he's gone through ten realities.

But things are looking up - more specifically, he looked up and now he's on the kitchen counter. Right where you want a grubby little wild animal to be.

And as he's sniffing for a window, an out, anything-

Fuck this cup in particular. He pushes it over - anything inside? Spills out.

Anyway, don't mind him. He's hard at work doing annoying rabbit things.]

Edited (Rabbit image is vital and important and mandatory) 2025-03-05 03:38 (UTC)

[ So there are not only nice and sweet bunnies in this land, Junah thinks to herself, but also bunnies with hate deep in their hearts. That must be how this rabbit got up on the kitchen counter: spite. ]

H-hey!! Stop that!

[ Nope. Too late. The cup tips over, spilling sticky juice all over the kitchen counter. If he's not stopped expeditiously he'll surely unleash even more havoc on the kitchen counter.

So Junah runs off, dragging a stepstool over to the kitchen counter. ]

You are so, so lucky I'm not at my full potential right now.

[ Junah scrambles onto the stool but -- damn. Still too short. ]

[He did not, in fact, stop that.

She tries, to her credit. Akechi watches with beady eyed fascination on the counter, propped up on his hind legs to witness her failed attempt to climb up.

It's so goddamn annoying. There's no way he can show he's a person and not meant to be a rabbit. Maybe she can usher him out the door if he irritates her enough.

He does a big, big STOMP on the kitchen counter. Come @ him.]

[ How to get this errant rabbit off the kitchen counter... Junah doesn't dare turn her back as she searches for a solution. Instead, she glances left, then right, spotting a plastic cup that's been left on a nearby chair. It's been intentionally placed there by someone else within the cottage to make sure she could reach it if she ever got thirsty.

Right now, this cup has a more important job.

The rabbit stomps its feet against the kitchen counter. The creature all but hurls a gauntlet at her, and who is she to deny? So she winds her arm back and throws the cup in the rabbit's direction as a warning. ]

And here I was, thinking the rabbits in this land were all well-behaved!

[ Get!! Off!! The counter!! ]

[Oh OKAY.

Fuck this cup in particular!!!!!

She tosses it with declaration of plastic warfare. Akechi has never backed down from a challenge, as the Black Mask, as the Detective Prince, as Akechi Goro or as a rabbit.

He lunges for the cup and headbutts it - wherever it goes? Who knows. He hopes it whacks her back!!!

And ends it all with another big big thump of his leg against the counter.]

[ There goes the cup. It sails through the air and lands -- at Junah's feet. Sorry, Akechi.

But okay, maybe violence isn't the answer. Junah sighs and picks the cup off the floor, returning it to the chair before heading for the fridge. All right. Change of plans.

She hauls it open and rummages around until she finds a carrot. Bunnies love carrots. ]

Hello love, I'm so sorry about throwing that cup at you. Why don't you come down here for a little treat instead?

[ She waves the carrot around and flutters her lashes. Come here. Stupid rabbit. ]

[You know what he doesn't give a shit about? That goddamn carrot-]

[EXCEPT HE DOES.

Not him, per say, but the demonic bunny entity that takes over logic and reason when he's in this form. The smell hits his little nose and he stands on his hind legs, sniffing the air.

He is so hungry. More than ever.]

[He wants a little treat. His bunny body rumbles with agony, bloodlust and hunger. Ending the latter of the three will have to do.

So he hops down!! From the counter! To her stool! To the ground!!

And stands at her feet, jumping into the air to try and knock the snack from her hand.]

[ Junah starts as the rowdy rabbit starts bouncing into the air to try and knock the carrot out of her hand. ]

Wh -- down!! Enough!

[ She has the bunny's attention! She can't waste this opportunity! Junah's waddling off towards the front door that -- ah, the door that's too big and heavy for her to open herself. Figures.

Well, as long as the little guy stays off the countertop...

She sighs and holds the carrot out the bunny, though keeps a tight grasp on it. There will be no sprinting off with the carrot in his mouth. ]

All right, you can have it you unruly beast. But you have to eat it here, do you hear me?

[He doesn't want the carrot!!!!

Is his thought, as his little mouth and mind are consumed with nothing but carrot. Hungry. So hungry. Oh he's so hungry from pvp'ing shit all afternoon and-

The door is right there. Closed.

The girl is right here - his beady eyes stay on her as he tries to rip the carrot from her grip and-

It doesn't take long to munch enough of the veggie that his strength returns, like a bizarrely effective curry in an alternate world.

And he takes a charging stance at her, carrot still? In his mouth? He'll deal with that in a second. He's gonna get HER.]

[ Ah. She sees how this rabbit from hell perks up as soon as he chomps through part of the carrot. ...that can only mean trouble for her.

Hopefully Basilio didn't need that vegetable for their dinner.

And though she wished she had another carrot of her own to fend off this stupid rabbit, Junah now realizes that might be for the best. She doesn't need to be holding out two potential energy sources for this beast.

Far be it for her to get bested by a rabbit of all things, even if she's this small! So she plants her feet, prepared to square up if necessary. ]

So this is the path you'll take, even after I offered you a snack?

[ ASSHOLE. ]

[Yeah, actually!!!!

To her credit-

She doesn't run. He's impressed by it, though he's sure it's because of his unassuming form. Something she'll regret if she tries to go toe to toe with him.

But maybe-

He can get out of here.

With one final, large chunk taken out of the vegetable, he runs to the door. Any door. Outside, bedroom, living room - he can't tell. He wants out.

And he begins to chew on the bottom of the doorframe. OPEN IT!!!]

[ Even if Akechi were in his proper, human form, Junah would still be choosing to square up.

She blinks as the rabbit starts gnawing on the doorframe. Dear god, if it stays closed that creature's going to chew all the way through the door! And then everyone would be stuck without a proper door.

So Junah grabs the stool, dragging it across the floor towards the door. She climbs onto it for the extra height and throws all her weight against it, shoving it open to let this godforsaken beast outside where it belongs. ]

All right then, go! Shoo!

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NOVAS FIRST also early march text | un: hacknslash

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maybe wrap what do u think oomf

so true oomfie. wrapped

bunkechi delivery - lmk if u want changes <3

OHHH HE'S SO CUTE and also so grouchy

turn him into STEW

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